Shadow Kitty - Thank You - m4w

Dear whoever left me “Shadow”,

I work in public accounting and lead a pretty miserable life. We work horrible hours and I have almost no time to do anything else in life. One day (December 1st, 2009) after leaving work at 1am, upon heading to the parking lot, I noticed a box in front of my silver bmw. Scared of what was inside, I imagined it to be either a) a bomb, or b) full of baby kittens. Hesitantly, I gently tapped the box with my foot, nudging it knowing the chance of it being a bomb was pretty low. The box felt light - too light to be a box of kittens. In fact, no one meowed when it shook. So I took an even greater risk and peeked inside. I see a tiny baby kitten sitting inside with an empty water dish, soft pillow and warm blanket. Never having thought I would own a cat, I was about to leave the kitten there for someone else to find. However, it was approximately 35 degrees outside and with no food or water, the kitten would surely struggle through the night. So I placed the large box in my passenger seat and brought the kitten home with me.

The tiniest cat I have ever seen, she has the softest black fur, sweetest face and gentlest personality. On the box, in a child’s handwriting an index card was scotch-taped to the side saying “Cat’s home” and written on the box was “Shadow”. Whatever the circumstances were, since you packed the box with the water dish, pillow and blanket, I can only imagine how much you wanted her to have a good home. This note is a simple thank you, and letting you know she has a wonderful home now and she has brought so much joy into my miserable life. Things are starting to look up, and I will be making life changes soon and hope to find new employment. As far as I know, an angel left Shadow for me that night.

(Posted on the Best of Craig’s List)

Dear Kitten (San Blas)

We’ve been visiting here on vacation for over three weeks and you’ve come to claim us as your own. You sleep in a variety of self made nests around the flat and you sit outside our door when we’re away, waiting for us to return and let you in. The other night in the pouring rain, you hid under the outcropping on our roof until we heard your frantic mewing, found you and let you inside.

We leave here in less than two weeks and can’t take you with us and I am so sorry about that. I will miss you little kitten and hope that you find people who can love you forever the way you deserve.

To all the lost and stray animals in Mexico, I wish there were something better for you and that people were kinder.

(Posted on Craig’s List on 7 July 2010)

Pretty Funny (PV)

So, Frankie is now calling himself, Frank. With apologies to Shakespeare “A thorn by any other name, is still a thorn!”

(Posted on Craig’s List on 29 June 2010)

free toilet, needs tlc

Could be fixed up. A little dirty, and it leaked and overflowed last time it was used. My son stuffed a action figure down it, so if anyone picks this up and fixes it, can you drop the action figure back off at my house? My son would really appreciate it. Thanks.

(Posted on Craig’s List on 24 February, 2010)

I stomped on your fire, you choked on a biscuit

You: passed out on the grass after choking on a biscuit and slamming your car into a guardrail at Franklin and Harding
Me: driver of silver bug with 2 women in the car who stopped and put your car fire out.

It’s been a bad month, so if you would get me a new fire extinguisher, I would appreciate it. Also don’t eat while driving in the future, it’s dangerous, as you discovered.

(Posted on Craig’s List 21st February 2010)

Changing the Game

There isn’t a lot of Missed Connections action in Mexico so I’m going to change things up a little bit while we’re here (until July 25th). Instead of posting things from our location, I’ll be pulling posts from The Best of Craig’s List and illustrating them with photos. When I’m feeling particularly creative, I may actually write Missed Connections posts about the people we meet here in Mexico and post them.

If anyone has any content suggestions, please get in touch.

seeking female kidnapping-homicide detective for conversation & coffee - m4w - 65 (puerto vallarta jalisco mexico)

seeking female homicide-kidnapping-swiss bank fraud dective-pra legal-for friendship coffee talk … me 65yo tall 6,2,brown shoulder length hair,blue eyes,slender 165lbs usa passport … born santa rosa ca … residing on limited social security only income-no car have been mexico past 2 years my mother children grandchildren kidnapped from the lagunita hotel yelapa jalisco mexico amputated concealed by sito caregivers in a plot of swiss bank fraud using falsified physciatric-medical diagnosis involving the murder louis freeh fbi,antony lake cia,at the confiscated home … reporting daily via internet its a big problem involving government officials could use friend help.

*Note - this guy actually put his address, passport number and birthday in this post. I’ve removed them here.

(Posted on Craig’s List on 12 June 2010)

¡Búsqueda para mi padre de las hijas! - 28

Mi nombre es Shayla y estoy en busca de mi padre de las hijas. Él salió de los Estados Unidos antes de que ella naciera y quisiera entrarlo en contacto con. Nos encontramos en Northport/la ciudad traviesa Michigan. Quisiera que él supiera que él tenga una hija. Solamente información seria por favor. Se llamo es Jorge Arroyo Martinez.

Search for my daughters father! - 28

My name is Shayla and I’m looking for my father’s daughters. He left the U.S. before she was born and would like to contact him. We are in Northport / Traverse City Michigan. I want him to know he has a daughter. Only serious information please. He is called Arroyo Jorge Martinez.

(Posted on Craig’s List on 13 June 2010)

Fantasy of the mid-morning

On the trunk of a car, stars overhead, sipping cool coffee drinks, caramel on the lips, a few constellations I don’t know the names of, a star shooting east by south.

(Posted on Craig’s List on 9 June 2010)

stalker? (west valley)

To the Honda ridgeline that took a picture of my house. Just to let you know I have a security camera. Why did you took a picture of my house?

(Posted on Craig’s List on 8 June 2010)